skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via episcopate)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via bullied)

lovelysound:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

must not be love if ya didnt buy it

Like this post
"My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest."
Moriah Pearson (via makelvenotwar)

(Source: mooneyedandglowing, via synergeticsuicide)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via pizza)

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